Who knew that hugs were sinful? Thank Jebus for “Christian side hugs!”
oh…my…fuck. this is sooo bad. I didnt even make it to the end.
This is hilarious.. in the middle I began to think it could be a joke, but I don’t think all the genius comedians Patton Oswalt, David Cross, etc.. in the world could get together and brainstorm something this rediculous. Thank you, warped-fundamentalist-right-wing-Christians. Thank you, thank you, thank you.


